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Drey Home Insurance — Compare the Canopy

Cover for the building, the contents or both. The premium depends on the cover level, the excess is fixed, and the worked claim shows exactly what the story customer would receive.

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A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate cardFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeBuildings and contents insurance
Rate, reward or chargeFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00
Cover limitup to £330,000.00 depending on the level chosen
AccessClaims in the story are reported to the branch and paid less the excess; a 14-day cooling-off period applies in the model
Eligibility in the scenarioA story customer who owns or rents a fictional drey in one of the twenty regions
Fees£100.00 excess per claim
Cover levelsContents only at £9.50 a month; Buildings only at £14.25 a month; Buildings and contents at £19.75 a month
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Drey Home Insurance against the rest of insurance

FeatureDrey Home InsuranceFROM £9.50 A MONTHBushy Tail Travel InsuranceFROM £5.95 A MONTHSquirrel Life CoverFROM £8.20 A MONTH
TypeBuildings and contents insuranceAnnual multi-trip travel insuranceLevel term life insurance
Rate, reward or chargeFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00From £5.95 a month; £75.00 excess; cover up to £5,000,000.00From £8.20 a month; £0.00 excess; cover up to £300,000.00
Premium from£9.50 a month£5.95 a month£8.20 a month
Excess£100.00£75.00None
Minimum£0.00£0.00£100,000.00

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  1. Drey Home Insurancethis productFROM £9.50 A MONTH£9.50a month from · pays £1,100.00 on a £1,200.00 claim
  2. Bushy Tail Travel Insurancecosts leastFROM £5.95 A MONTH£5.95a month from · pays £1,125.00 on a £1,200.00 claim
  3. Squirrel Life CoverFROM £8.20 A MONTH£8.20a month from · pays £1,200.00 on a £1,200.00 claim

Same fictional model as every table on the site. Limits and allowances are noted; nothing here is advice or an offer.

Every product across the ranges

ProductRangeRate, reward or chargeAccess or term
Current accounts0.00% credit interest; £0.00 monthly account feeDaily payment and transfer scenarios; no real payment service
Current accounts0.00% credit interest; £6.00 monthly account feeRoutine business payment scenarios; no real transfers or merchant services
Current accounts29.9% EAR (variable), with the first £50.00 interest-freeUp to £1,000 arranged borrowing; the first £50 is interest-free in this demo model
Savings3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable)Unlimited withdrawals in the demo; no notice period
Savings4.40% AER / gross p.a. (fixed)No top-ups; early closure allowed in the model with a 90-day interest deduction; otherwise principal and interest at maturity
Savings3.60% AER / tax-free (variable)Unlimited withdrawals in the demo; flexible, so money withdrawn can be replaced within the same demo tax year
Savings4.30% AER / tax-free (fixed)No withdrawals during the 12-month term in the model; closing or transferring early costs a 90-day interest deduction
Savings4.60% AER / gross p.a. (fixed)No top-ups or withdrawals during the 12-month term; principal and interest available at maturity
Savings4.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable, tracking the demo Forest Base Rate of 4.50% plus 0.25%)No top-ups or withdrawals during the 24-month term; principal and interest available at maturity
Mortgages4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rateMonthly capital-and-interest repayments over 25 years in the illustration
Loans6.9% APR representative (fixed); £1,000.00 to £25,000.00 over 1 to 7 yearsFixed monthly repayments over 1 to 7 years; early settlement allowed with up to 58 days’ interest in the model
Loans5.9% APR representative (fixed); £7,500.00 to £40,000.00 over 2 to 10 yearsFixed monthly repayments over 2 to 10 years; early settlement allowed with up to 58 days’ interest in the model
Loans7.9% APR representative (fixed); £3,000.00 to £30,000.00 over 1 to 5 yearsFixed monthly repayments over 1 to 5 years; the customer owns the wheelbarrow from day one; early settlement with up to 58 days’ interest
Credit cards0.50% cashback; 24.9% illustrative APR (variable)0.5% cashback on eligible purchases, capped at £10 per month; borrowing can cost more than the reward
Credit cards1.00% cashback; 27.9% illustrative APR (variable); £24.00 annual fee1% cashback on eligible purchases, capped at £25 per month, for a £24 annual fee; borrowing costs more than the reward
Credit cards0% on purchases for 18 months, then 24.9% illustrative APR (variable)0% on purchases for 18 months from opening, then 24.9% APR (variable); missing a payment ends the offer in the model
Credit cards0% on balance transfers for 24 months with a 3% fee, then 26.9% illustrative APR (variable)0% on balance transfers for 24 months with a 3% transfer fee, then 26.9% APR (variable); new purchases are not interest-free
Credit cards34.9% illustrative APR (variable); credit limits from £250.00Small limits, a high APR and no fee; the story rewards paying the statement in full every month
Investments3.90% AER / gross p.a. (variable)Unlimited withdrawals; annual interest remains in the pot unless removed
Investments0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%Sell holdings at any time; story proceeds arrive within four working days; the value can fall as well as rise
Investments0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%Withdraw at any time; money taken out cannot be replaced in the same demo tax year; the value can fall as well as rise
Investments0.50% total annual charge; 20% demo tax relief on contributions; growth not guaranteedNo withdrawals before age 57 in the model; from then, up to 25% as a tax-free lump sum and the rest as taxable income
InsuranceFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00Claims in the story are reported to the branch and paid less the excess; a 14-day cooling-off period applies in the model
InsuranceFrom £5.95 a month; £75.00 excess; cover up to £5,000,000.00Any number of trips of up to 31 days during the policy year; claims paid less the excess
InsuranceFrom £8.20 a month; £0.00 excess; cover up to £300,000.00No cash value; the sum is paid on a valid claim during the term and premiums stop when the term ends

Drey Home Insurance is buildings and contents insurance in the Insurance range, used for putting the drey back together after a bad day. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Compare products with the same job

Drey Home Insurance is designed around putting the drey back together after a bad day. Compare access needs, term, fees and limits alongside the rate. A fixed bond, a cash ISA and a credit card can each display a percentage while measuring three different things. The full range below deliberately keeps those labels visible.

The worked examples show the product-specific calculations and timing assumptions in full.

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What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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