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Loans — Borrowing a Wheelbarrow of Acorns

Three fixed-rate loans for plans, treehouses and wheelbarrows, with the monthly payment and total cost shown for every term.

A wheelbarrow full of acorns.
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A wheelbarrow full of acorns.
6.9% APR · FIXED

Acorn Personal Loan

A fixed-rate loan for plans that do not fit in a savings pot yet. The rate never moves, the payment never moves, and the tables show exactly how much of each payment is interest.

A wheelbarrow full of acorns.
5.9% APR · FIXED

Treehouse Improvement Loan

Larger sums over longer terms for work on the drey, at a slightly lower fixed rate. The illustration is unsecured: the treehouse itself is never at risk, which is more than can be said for the roof.

A wheelbarrow full of acorns.
7.9% APR · FIXED

Wheelbarrow Car Loan

A straightforward loan for a straightforward vehicle. Unlike finance from a wheelbarrow dealer, the money is lent to the customer, so the barrow is theirs from the first push.

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  1. Acorn Personal Loan6.9% APR · FIXED£196.56a month over 60 months; £1,793.43 interest
  2. Treehouse Improvement Loancosts least5.9% APR · FIXED£192.15a month over 60 months; £1,529.04 interest
  3. Wheelbarrow Car Loan7.9% APR · FIXED£200.99a month over 60 months; £2,059.14 interest

Same fictional model as every table on the site. Limits and allowances are noted; nothing here is advice or an offer.

Compare side by side

FeatureAcorn Personal Loan6.9% APR · FIXEDTreehouse Improvement Loan5.9% APR · FIXEDWheelbarrow Car Loan7.9% APR · FIXED
TypeFixed-rate personal loanFixed-rate home improvement loanFixed-rate car loan
Rate, reward or charge6.9% APR representative (fixed); £1,000.00 to £25,000.00 over 1 to 7 years5.9% APR representative (fixed); £7,500.00 to £40,000.00 over 2 to 10 years7.9% APR representative (fixed); £3,000.00 to £30,000.00 over 1 to 5 years
Representative APR6.9% fixed5.9% fixed7.9% fixed
Term1 to 7 years2 to 10 years1 to 5 years
Minimum£1,000.00£7,500.00£3,000.00

Loans at a glance

Representative APR by loanFixed for the whole term
0%2%4%6%8%Acorn Personal Loan · APR: 6.90%6.90%Acorn PersonalLoanTreehouse Improvement Loan · APR: 5.90%5.90%Treehouse ImprovementLoanWheelbarrow Car Loan · APR: 7.90%7.90%Wheelbarrow CarLoan
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CategoryAPR
Acorn Personal Loan6.90%
Treehouse Improvement Loan5.90%
Wheelbarrow Car Loan7.90%
Monthly payment on £10,000 over 60 monthsSame amount, same term, different rate
£0£100£200£300Acorn Personal Loan · Monthly payment: £196.56£196.56Acorn PersonalLoanTreehouse Improvement Loan · Monthly payment: £192.15£192.15Treehouse ImprovementLoanWheelbarrow Car Loan · Monthly payment: £200.99£200.99Wheelbarrow CarLoan
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CategoryMonthly payment
Acorn Personal Loan£196.56
Treehouse Improvement Loan£192.15
Wheelbarrow Car Loan£200.99

Loans questions

Shared with every product page in this range and the full FAQ list.

What does “APR representative” mean?

The annual cost of the loan including any fees, quoted for a typical story customer. Every loan here has no fee, so the APR is simply the fixed interest rate.

Can I settle a loan early?

Yes, in the model: the balance plus up to 58 days’ interest, the usual convention. Each loan page shows the figure after half the term and the interest saved.

Should I pick a longer term?

A longer term lowers the monthly payment and raises the total repayable. The tables show both for every amount and term so the trade-off is visible.

Is the loan secured on my treehouse?

No. All three loans are unsecured in the model; the treehouse is never at risk, even for the improvement loan.

All FAQs

Fixed-rate borrowing for a purpose: a personal loan for plans, a larger loan for treehouse improvements and a car loan for the wheelbarrow. Every page shows the monthly payment, the total repayable and the interest for several amounts and terms, plus what settling early would cost in the model.

How to choose

Match the amount and the term to the plan, then read the total repayable rather than the monthly figure alone: a longer term lowers the payment and raises the cost. Acorn Personal Loan suits smaller sums over shorter terms, Treehouse Improvement Loan larger sums over longer ones, and Wheelbarrow Car Loan a vehicle-shaped purchase. All three are fictional; no credit check, decision or money exists.

Other ranges: Current accounts, Savings, Mortgages, Credit cards, Investments, Insurance. Every figure on this page comes from the live product record, so a changed rate is reflected immediately; the rates page compares the whole range.


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