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Current Accounts — Everyday Banking for Busy Squirrels

An everyday ledger, a business account and an arranged overdraft.

A bank card resting on a leaf ledger.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.
A bank card resting on a leaf ledger.
NO MONTHLY FEE · NO INTEREST

Acorn Everyday

The everyday ledger for salaries, bills and snack-related deductions. It pays no credit interest: its story is about tracking movements, not growing a savings balance.

A bank card resting on a leaf ledger.
£6 MONTHLY FEE · NO INTEREST

Branch Out Business

A separate ledger for invoices, stock and the question of whether eaten inventory counts as a sale. The model charges £6 a month and pays no interest, so the cost of a quiet trading year stays visible.

A bank card resting on a leaf ledger.
29.9% EAR · FIRST £50 FREE

Overdreyft Buffer

A buffer, not a savings pot. The model applies interest only to the amount above £50 and shows what a shortfall costs over several durations. There is no real credit facility to draw on.

Compare current accounts with your amount

  1. Acorn Everydaycosts leastNO MONTHLY FEE · NO INTEREST£0.00fees over a year; no interest
  2. Branch Out Business£6 MONTHLY FEE · NO INTEREST£72.00fees over a year; no interest
  3. Overdreyft Buffer29.9% EAR · FIRST £50 FREE£53.25interest for 30 days

Same fictional model as every table on the site. Limits and allowances are noted; nothing here is advice or an offer.

Compare side by side

FeatureAcorn EverydayNO MONTHLY FEE · NO INTERESTBranch Out Business£6 MONTHLY FEE · NO INTERESTOverdreyft Buffer29.9% EAR · FIRST £50 FREE
TypeCurrent accountBusiness current accountArranged overdraft
Rate, reward or charge0.00% credit interest; £0.00 monthly account fee0.00% credit interest; £6.00 monthly account fee29.9% EAR (variable), with the first £50.00 interest-free
Minimum£0.00£0.00£0.00

Current accounts at a glance

Fees over a yearTwelve monthly account fees
£0£20£40£60£80Acorn Everyday · Fees: £0.00£0.00Acorn EverydayBranch Out Business · Fees: £72.00£72.00Branch OutBusinessOverdreyft Buffer · Fees: £0.00£0.00OverdreyftBuffer

Only the business account charges a fee; the overdraft costs interest instead, shown on its own page.

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CategoryFees
Acorn Everyday£0.00
Branch Out Business£72.00
Overdreyft Buffer£0.00
Cost of a £500 shortfall on the overdraftBy how long it lasts
£0£10£20£307 days · Interest: £2.26£2.267 days30 days · Interest: £9.78£9.7830 days90 days · Interest: £29.98£29.9890 days
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CategoryInterest
7 days£2.26
30 days£9.78
90 days£29.98

Current accounts questions

Shared with every product page in this range and the full FAQ list.

Which current account should I use for personal spending?

In the story, Acorn Everyday. It pays no interest and charges no fee; its job is tracking movements. Branch Out Business is the ledger for a woodland stall and charges £6 a month.

Does a current account pay interest?

No. Both current accounts pay 0.00% credit interest in the model. Money meant to earn something belongs in the savings range.

How much does the overdraft cost?

Overdreyft Buffer charges 29.9% EAR (variable) on borrowing above a £50 interest-free buffer. A £500 shortfall for 30 days costs a few pounds; a lingering one costs much more. The product page shows 7, 30 and 90 days.

Can I make real payments from these accounts?

No. Payment scenarios are stories. There is no payee list, sort code or card that moves real money.

Where are the credit cards?

In their own range, so each card’s reward or offer can be shown next to its borrowing cost.

All FAQs

Day-to-day money: salaries in, bills out, and the arranged overdraft that sits alongside the everyday ledger. None of these pays a savings return, so the useful questions are what each one costs and how quickly it moves money around the story.

How to choose

Start with Acorn Everyday for personal spending or Branch Out Business for a woodland stall. Add Overdreyft Buffer only as a short-lived cushion, because its EAR makes a lingering shortfall expensive. Cards live in their own range, where each one shows its reward or offer next to what borrowing on it would cost.

Other ranges: Savings, Mortgages, Loans, Credit cards, Investments, Insurance. Every figure on this page comes from the live product record, so a changed rate is reflected immediately; the rates page compares the whole range.


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