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Investments — Longer Afternoons, Later Acorns

A cash retirement saver, a general investment account, a stocks and shares ISA and a SIPP, all with growth scenarios.

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A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
3.90% AER · VARIABLE

Golden Tail Retirement

A cash-savings storyline for longer afternoons and fewer committee meetings. Despite the name, this is not a pension, investment portfolio or retirement-income promise. There is no tax relief or annuity in the model.

A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
0.45% CHARGE · GROWTH NOT GUARANTEED

Canopy Investment Account

A fictional general investment account holding one made-up woodland fund. Money can go in as a lump sum or a monthly amount and come out at any time, but the value moves with the fund rather than with a rate card.

A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
£20,000 ISA ALLOWANCE · 0.45% CHARGE

Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA

The investment account inside a fictional ISA wrapper. Contributions are capped by a demo annual allowance of £20,000, and the model applies no tax to growth or withdrawals.

A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
20% TAX RELIEF · 0.50% CHARGE

Tall Oak SIPP

A made-up personal pension. Every £80 paid in is topped up to £100 by demo basic-rate tax relief, the pot is locked until age 57, and the projection runs from age 40 to a story retirement at 67.

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  1. Golden Tail Retirement3.90% AER · VARIABLE£390.00first-year interest at 3.90%
  2. Canopy Investment Accountearns most0.45% CHARGE · GROWTH NOT GUARANTEED£15,604.16after 10 years at 5% mid growth, 0.45% charge
  3. Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA£20,000 ISA ALLOWANCE · 0.45% CHARGE£15,604.16after 10 years at 5% mid growth, 0.45% charge
  4. Tall Oak SIPP20% TAX RELIEF · 0.50% CHARGE£15,529.69after 10 years at 5% mid growth, 0.50% charge

Same fictional model as every table on the site. Limits and allowances are noted; nothing here is advice or an offer.

Compare side by side

FeatureGolden Tail Retirement3.90% AER · VARIABLECanopy Investment Account0.45% CHARGE · GROWTH NOT GUARANTEEDEvergreen Stocks & Shares ISA£20,000 ISA ALLOWANCE · 0.45% CHARGETall Oak SIPP20% TAX RELIEF · 0.50% CHARGE
TypeLater-life cash savingsGeneral investment accountStocks and shares ISASelf-invested personal pension
Rate, reward or charge3.90% AER / gross p.a. (variable)0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%0.50% total annual charge; 20% demo tax relief on contributions; growth not guaranteed
Value can fall No Yes Yes Yes
Tax-free wrapper No No Yes No
Tax relief on contributions No No No Yes
Annual chargeNone0.45%0.45%0.50%
Minimum£500.00£100.00£100.00£25.00

Investments at a glance

£10,000 after ten yearsInvestment scenarios after charges; the cash saver at its held-constant rate in every scenario
  • Low growth 2%
  • Mid growth 5%
  • High growth 8%
£0£10,000£20,000£30,000Canopy Investment Account · Low growth 2%: £11,663Canopy Investment Account · Mid growth 5%: £15,604Canopy Investment Account · High growth 8%: £20,706Canopy InvestmentAccountEvergreen Stocks & Shares ISA · Low growth 2%: £11,663Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA · Mid growth 5%: £15,604Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA · High growth 8%: £20,706Evergreen Stocks & SharesISATall Oak SIPP · Low growth 2%: £11,605Tall Oak SIPP · Mid growth 5%: £15,530Tall Oak SIPP · High growth 8%: £20,610Tall Oak SIPPGolden Tail Retirement · Low growth 2%: £14,661Golden Tail Retirement · Mid growth 5%: £14,661Golden Tail Retirement · High growth 8%: £14,661Golden TailRetirement

A cash product has no growth scenarios, so its bar is the same in all three.

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CategoryLow growth 2%Mid growth 5%High growth 8%
Canopy Investment Account£11,663£15,604£20,706
Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA£11,663£15,604£20,706
Tall Oak SIPP£11,605£15,530£20,610
Golden Tail Retirement£14,661£14,661£14,661

Investments questions

Shared with every product page in this range and the full FAQ list.

Can an investment fall in value?

Yes. The three fictional investment products hold a made-up fund whose value moves every day, so the pages show low, mid and high growth scenarios after charges rather than a promise. The value can end below the amount paid in.

What is the difference between the investment account, the ISA and the SIPP?

They hold the same fictional fund; the wrapper differs. The general account has no allowance and no relief. The stocks and shares ISA caps new money at a demo £20,000 a year and applies no tax to growth. The SIPP adds demo tax relief but locks the pot until age 57.

What do the investment products charge?

A total annual charge of 0.45% on the account and the ISA and 0.50% on the SIPP, modelled as a deduction from growth. Each product page shows what a 1.00% charge would cost instead.

How does the SIPP tax relief work?

Every £80 paid in becomes £100 with demo basic-rate relief. Higher-rate relief, employer contributions and allowance tapers are not modelled.

Is Golden Tail Retirement an investment?

No. It is a cash savings pot with a variable rate that sits in the investments range because of its purpose. It has no growth scenarios and its value cannot fall.

All FAQs

Longer-horizon money for the years of fewer committee meetings. This range holds a cash retirement saver plus three fictional investment products that hold one made-up woodland fund: a general investment account, a stocks and shares ISA and a self-invested personal pension. Their pages show projected values at low, mid and high growth after charges, never a promised return.

How to choose

Golden Tail Retirement pays a variable cash rate and stays accessible. Canopy Investment Account, Evergreen Stocks & Shares ISA and Tall Oak SIPP all hold the same fictional fund, so the difference is the wrapper: the ISA caps contributions at a demo £20,000 a year and applies no tax to growth, the SIPP adds demo tax relief but locks the pot until age 57, and the general account has neither the relief nor the restrictions. Investments can fall in value; nothing on these pages is advice, and the fund, the growth rates and the tax rules are all invented.

Other ranges: Current accounts, Savings, Mortgages, Loans, Credit cards, Insurance. Every figure on this page comes from the live product record, so a changed rate is reflected immediately; the rates page compares the whole range.


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