Current accounts
An everyday ledger, a business account and an arranged overdraft.
A cosy little home for your imaginary acorns. From your first nut to your forever treehouse, let's make life a little squirrelier.

Current accounts, savings, mortgages, loans, credit cards, investments and insurance. Pick a range to see every product, rate and worked example in it.
An everyday ledger, a business account and an arranged overdraft.
Two savings accounts, two cash ISAs and two bonds, each pair with one fixed and one variable rate.
Three fixed-rate loans for plans, treehouses and wheelbarrows, with the monthly payment and total cost shown for every term.
Cashback, rewards, 0% purchases, 0% balance transfers and a credit builder, all with the borrowing cost shown next to the perk.
A cash retirement saver, a general investment account, a stocks and shares ISA and a SIPP, all with growth scenarios.
Home, travel and life cover with demo premiums, excesses and a worked claim on every page.
Promo tiles for the products an author has featured. Every figure is a live demo term from the product record, and everything is fictional.
A flexible savings pot for short-term plans. Label a goal, add to it whenever the imaginary pay packet arrives, and keep the money accessible when life changes its mind.
The fixed cousin of the easy-access cash ISA: one deposit within the demo allowance, a fixed rate for twelve months and no tax on the interest in the story.
A bond with a variable rate: the term is fixed at two years but the rate tracks a fictional Forest Base Rate plus 0.25%. The illustration holds today’s rate constant, which a real tracker would not.
A made-up mortgage with a two-year introductory fixed rate. The repayment table includes the assumed rate change after month 24, so the attractive opening payment is not mistaken for a 25-year guarantee.
Nothing to pay in interest for eighteen months, provided the balance is gone before the zone ends. The tables show the monthly amount that clears a purchase in time and what happens to any nut left behind.
The investment account inside a fictional ISA wrapper. Contributions are capped by a demo annual allowance of £20,000, and the model applies no tax to growth or withdrawals.
Same fictional model as every table on the site. Limits and allowances are noted; nothing here is advice or an offer.
Check imaginary balances, move pretend acorns between pots and read every rate card from the top of any tree. The app exists only in this story: there is nothing to download and no real account to sign into.
Prefer a voice or a stump desk? Telephone banking · Banking in branch · Ways to pay
Every branch page lists its services, an invented address, opening hours and a map of the surrounding forest. None of them is a real place, and none can open an account, but the stump desk is always free.