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How to bank · FROM THE ACORNBANK FOREST

Ways to Pay — Cards, Transfers and Acorn Pay

Entirely fictional. Thoroughly nutty. Welcome to another branch of our story.

A phone showing the fictional AcornBank app.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Cards, transfers and Acorn Pay

The story offers three ways to move pretend money: a card from the credit cards range or the everyday account, a transfer between pots in the app or online banking, and Acorn Pay, which is what happens when Pip taps his phone against a tree and waits.

How each one works in the story

Way to payWhat movesWhat it costs in the modelWhere to read more
Everyday account cardPretend acorns out of Acorn EverydayNothing, unless the balance dips into the arranged overdraftCurrent accounts
Credit cardBorrowed acorns, repaid laterNothing if the statement is cleared; the APR if it is notCredit cards
Transfer between potsLocation only; the total is unchangedNothingSavings
Acorn PayThe same as the card behind itThe same as the card behind itThis page

What never happens

No real payment is initiated, received or processed by this site. There is no payee list, no sort code and no way to send money to a squirrel, however persuasive.

The very small bark print

The AcornBank app, online banking and telephone banking exist only in this story. There is nothing to download, no store listing, no telephone number and no account to sign into. Never enter real credentials or card details anywhere on this site. Read why this bank is fictional.

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