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Drey Home Insurance — Overview

Cover for the building, the contents or both. The premium depends on the cover level, the excess is fixed, and the worked claim shows exactly what the story customer would receive.

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Demo rate cardFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeBuildings and contents insurance
Rate, reward or chargeFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00
Cover limitup to £330,000.00 depending on the level chosen
AccessClaims in the story are reported to the branch and paid less the excess; a 14-day cooling-off period applies in the model
Eligibility in the scenarioA story customer who owns or rents a fictional drey in one of the twenty regions
Fees£100.00 excess per claim
Cover levelsContents only at £9.50 a month; Buildings only at £14.25 a month; Buildings and contents at £19.75 a month
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Try your own numbers

Change the amounts to see what Drey Home Insurance would do in the story. Fictional figures, no application, no advice.

Monthly premium: Contents only£9.50£114.00 a year
Cover limit
£30,000.00
Paid out on a £1,200.00 claim
£1,100.00after the £100.00 excess

Drey Home Insurance against the rest of insurance

FeatureDrey Home InsuranceFROM £9.50 A MONTHBushy Tail Travel InsuranceFROM £5.95 A MONTHSquirrel Life CoverFROM £8.20 A MONTH
TypeBuildings and contents insuranceAnnual multi-trip travel insuranceLevel term life insurance
Rate, reward or chargeFrom £9.50 a month; £100.00 excess; cover up to £330,000.00From £5.95 a month; £75.00 excess; cover up to £5,000,000.00From £8.20 a month; £0.00 excess; cover up to £300,000.00
Premium from£9.50 a month£5.95 a month£8.20 a month
Excess£100.00£75.00None
Minimum£0.00£0.00£100,000.00

Drey Home Insurance in charts

The same fictional model as the tables below, drawn rather than written. Hover or focus a mark for its value, or open the table view.

Monthly premium by cover levelDemo premiums for a 35-year-old story customer
£0£5£10£15£20Contents only · Monthly premium: £9.50£9.50Contents onlyBuildings only · Monthly premium: £14.25£14.25Buildings onlyBuildings and contents · Monthly premium: £19.75£19.75Buildings andcontents
View as a table
CategoryMonthly premium
Contents only£9.50
Buildings only£14.25
Buildings and contents£19.75
A worked claim: a leaf roof leaks over the nut storePaid less the excess, up to the cover limit
Cost of the loss
£1,200.00
Excess
£100.00
Paid to the customer
£1,100.00
Cover from
£9.50 a month

A fictional claim on a fictional policy; nothing is insured.

Monthly premium by cover level

Cover levelMonthly premiumOver a yearCover limit
Contents only£9.50£114.00£30,000.00
Buildings only£14.25£171.00£300,000.00
Buildings and contents£19.75£237.00£330,000.00

Premium assumptions: a story customer aged 35 with a fictional address in Acornshire, no previous claims and a £100.00 excess. Real premiums depend on real details; these depend on nothing.

A worked claim: a leaf roof leaks over the nut store

ItemModel amount
Cost of the loss£1,200.00
Excess£100.00
Paid to the story customer£1,100.00

What the model covers

  • Storm, flood and falling-branch damage to the drey
  • Theft of contents by magpies or otherwise
  • Accidental damage to the leaf ledger

What it does not cover

  • Wear and tear, including roofs that were always going to leak
  • Acorns eaten by the policyholder
  • Anything in a real house, because none is insured

A claim is paid less the excess, never more than the cover limit. No real policy, claim or insurer exists behind this page.

Top questions about Drey Home Insurance

What is Drey Home Insurance for?

Cover for the building, the contents or both. The premium depends on the cover level, the excess is fixed, and the worked claim shows exactly what the story customer would receive. Its story purpose is putting the drey back together after a bad day. Everything on this site is fictional; nothing can be applied for.

What does Drey Home Insurance cover?

Storm, flood and falling-branch damage to the drey; Theft of contents by magpies or otherwise; Accidental damage to the leaf ledger. The exclusions are listed beside them on every page.

All Drey Home Insurance FAQs

Drey Home Insurance is buildings and contents insurance in the Insurance range, used for putting the drey back together after a bad day. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Meet your next imaginary account

The purpose of Drey Home Insurance is putting the drey back together after a bad day. Start with the access rules, then compare the cost or return with your story’s timescale. A higher headline figure does not make a locked account suitable for an immediate bill, and a reward percentage is not the same as an interest rate.

See the whole Insurance range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.


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