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Treehouse Mortgage — How Much Fits in a Hollow?

A made-up mortgage with a two-year introductory fixed rate. The repayment table includes the assumed rate change after month 24, so the attractive opening payment is not mistaken for a 25-year guarantee.

A treehouse in a leafy oak.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rate

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeRepayment mortgage
Rate, reward or charge4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rate
Illustrative advance£25,000.00 to £500,000.00
AccessMonthly capital-and-interest repayments over 25 years in the illustration
Eligibility in the scenarioAn adult story applicant with a deposit of at least 20% and assumed affordability
Fees£999.00 arrangement fee, paid upfront
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Try your own numbers

Change the amounts to see what Treehouse Mortgage would do in the story. Fictional figures, no application, no advice.

Monthly payment for the first 24 months£1,121.91£200,000.00 advance at 4.59%
Then at the 6.49% reversion rate
£1,334.37
Total interest over the term
£195,213.58Plus the £999.00 arrangement fee
Deposit needed
£50,000.0020% of the price; 80% loan to value

Treehouse Mortgage is repayment mortgage in the Mortgages range, used for buying a fictional treehouse. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Know which amount the limit describes

For Treehouse Mortgage, the range is £25,000.00 to £500,000.00. For a savings product it is the opening and maximum principal; for an ISA it is the demo annual allowance; for a card or overdraft it is an assumed credit limit; for the mortgage it is an advance range; and for investments it is the minimum lump sum and any allowance. An interest credit may take savings just above the stated principal cap; further deposits then pause.

Before you increase the balance

CheckWhy it matters
MinimumAmounts below the model minimum do not qualify for this product scenario.
Maximum or allowanceProjection examples stay within the stated principal cap or demo allowance.
Already at the cap?Assume no further additions; accrued interest or growth is still credited.
Credit limitAvailable borrowing is a limit less debt already used, not income or savings.

The worked examples show the product-specific calculations and timing assumptions in full.

Other mortgage terms in the story

There are no overpayments in the repayment table. The separate early-repayment illustration would charge 2% of capital repaid early during months 1–12, 1% during months 13–24 and zero after that; those charges are excluded from the scheduled-payment total. The £999 fee is paid upfront rather than added to the advance. This is not a loan offer, affordability decision or property valuation.

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What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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