Demo rate card4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rate
The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.
| Product detail | Demo terms |
|---|---|
| Account type | Repayment mortgage |
| Rate, reward or charge | 4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rate |
| Illustrative advance | £25,000.00 to £500,000.00 |
| Access | Monthly capital-and-interest repayments over 25 years in the illustration |
| Eligibility in the scenario | An adult story applicant with a deposit of at least 20% and assumed affordability |
| Fees | £999.00 arrangement fee, paid upfront |
| Currency | GBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations |
Fees and charges
| Charge | Model treatment |
|---|---|
| Opening / arrangement | £999.00 upfront |
| Monthly account fee | £0.00 |
| Interest on borrowing | 4.59% fixed for 2 years; then 6.49% assumed variable rate |
| Early access | See access terms |
| Real amount payable to AcornBank | £0.00 — this is a fictional demo, not a service |
Treehouse Mortgage is repayment mortgage in the Mortgages range, used for buying a fictional treehouse. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.
Keep the cost in the same picture as the rate
A fee can reduce the benefit of interest, growth or cashback, and borrowing interest can exceed a reward. The table distinguishes ongoing charges from an upfront fee. Do not subtract a fee twice: the mortgage total already includes its arrangement fee, while its yearly repayment rows contain repayments only.
The worked examples show the product-specific calculations and timing assumptions in full.
Other mortgage terms in the story
There are no overpayments in the repayment table. The separate early-repayment illustration would charge 2% of capital repaid early during months 1–12, 1% during months 13–24 and zero after that; those charges are excluded from the scheduled-payment total. The £999 fee is paid upfront rather than added to the advance. This is not a loan offer, affordability decision or property valuation.
See the whole Mortgages range or compare every product on the rates page.
What the example does not promise
All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.
Related reading
- This Is a Fictional Bank — No Real Banking Here
- Site Map — Every Branch of AcornBank
- Rates — Savings, Borrowing and Rewards
- Help — Unruffle Your Tail
- Mortgages — Borrowing for a Treehouse
- Treehouse Mortgage — Fetching Your Fictional Stash
- Treehouse Mortgage — How Much Fits in a Hollow?
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.