Address
Hollow 3High Tree BranchSycamore SpringsImaginary ForestIF7 6RELook for a mushroom shaped like a hat. Branch manager: Auntie Hazel.
Opening hours
| Monday | 09:00–17:00 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Wednesday | 10:00–18:00 |
| Thursday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Friday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Saturday | 09:00–12:30 |
| Sunday | Closed |
Services at this branch
- Savings and rate-card explanations
- Current account and card questions
- Business banking for woodland stalls
- Written summaries and large-print leaves
- Seasonal stash planning sessions
Find us on the map
Invented address, hours, services and map for a fictional branch. There is no real location or appointment service.
The fictional High Tree branch serves the imaginary squirrels of Sycamore Springs. Branch manager Auntie Hazel specialises in friendly explanations and finding the pencil that is usually behind one ear.
About this branch
Look for a mushroom shaped like a hat; the entrance is the next entirely made-up tree. The address, opening hours, services and map shown with this page are invented scenery: there is no real location, map pin or postal destination, and nobody can open an account, withdraw money or book an appointment here.
The team handles savings and rate-card explanations, current account and card questions, business banking for woodland stalls and the other services listed for this branch. Every conversation uses a rate card, a pencil and a jar clearly marked “not lunch”; no documents are collected and no real advice is given.
Branch gossip
The High Tree team recently counted 88 pretend acorns and one button. The button was promoted to deputy manager because it stayed put during the recount. This branch exists only as demo content.
Product discussion of the week
The High Tree Branch team is explaining Acorn Builder Card: 34.9% illustrative APR (variable); credit limits from £250.00. The discussion starts with showing a small, tidy borrowing history in the story, then checks the access rule and the worked calculation. The staff do not collect documents or offer real advice. Their props are a rate card, a pencil and a jar clearly marked “not lunch”.
Help around the fictional branch
The story includes a lower desk, a seat for a companion, written summaries and time to repeat an explanation. No cash machine, real cash handling, safe-deposit service or on-site adviser exists. Use the linked product pages, online banking or the AcornBank app to continue the tale without travelling to an invented address.
Related reading
- This Is a Fictional Bank — No Real Banking Here
- Site Map — Every Branch of AcornBank
- Sycamore Springs — Find a Fictional Branch
- Banking in Branch — Bring a Pencil
- Sycamore Springs: Nut Market Branch — Your Local Nut Counter
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.