Address
Hollow 56Bramble Cross BranchPinecone PeaksImaginary ForestIF1 6CELook for a mushroom shaped like a hat. Branch manager: Cedric Stump.
Opening hours
| Monday | 09:00–17:00 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Wednesday | 10:00–18:00 |
| Thursday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Friday | 09:00–17:00 |
| Saturday | 09:00–12:30 |
| Sunday | Closed |
Services at this branch
- Savings and rate-card explanations
- Current account and card questions
- Quiet moss nook for longer conversations
- Lost-acorn enquiries
- Seasonal stash planning sessions
Find us on the map
Invented address, hours, services and map for a fictional branch. There is no real location or appointment service.
The fictional Bramble Cross branch serves the imaginary squirrels of Pinecone Peaks. Branch manager Cedric Stump specialises in friendly explanations and finding the pencil that is usually behind one ear.
About this branch
Look for a mushroom shaped like a hat; the entrance is the next entirely made-up tree. The address, opening hours, services and map shown with this page are invented scenery: there is no real location, map pin or postal destination, and nobody can open an account, withdraw money or book an appointment here.
The team handles savings and rate-card explanations, current account and card questions, quiet moss nook for longer conversations and the other services listed for this branch. Every conversation uses a rate card, a pencil and a jar clearly marked “not lunch”; no documents are collected and no real advice is given.
Branch gossip
The Bramble Cross team recently counted 46 pretend acorns and one button. The button was promoted to deputy manager because it stayed put during the recount. This branch exists only as demo content.
Product discussion of the week
The Bramble Cross Branch team is explaining Twig Transfer Card: 0% on balance transfers for 24 months with a 3% fee, then 26.9% illustrative APR (variable). The discussion starts with moving an expensive balance somewhere it stops growing, then checks the access rule and the worked calculation. The staff do not collect documents or offer real advice. Their props are a rate card, a pencil and a jar clearly marked “not lunch”.
Help around the fictional branch
The story includes a lower desk, a seat for a companion, written summaries and time to repeat an explanation. No cash machine, real cash handling, safe-deposit service or on-site adviser exists. Use the linked product pages, online banking or the AcornBank app to continue the tale without travelling to an invented address.
Related reading
- This Is a Fictional Bank — No Real Banking Here
- Site Map — Every Branch of AcornBank
- Pinecone Peaks — Find a Fictional Branch
- Banking in Branch — Bring a Pencil
- Pinecone Peaks: Treetop Terrace Branch — Your Local Nut Counter
- Pinecone Peaks: Sleepy Log Branch — Your Local Nut Counter
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.