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Savings · Products · FROM THE ACORNBANK FOREST

Squirrel Saver — Imaginary Fees and Other Chestnuts

A flexible savings pot for short-term plans. Label a goal, add to it whenever the imaginary pay packet arrives, and keep the money accessible when life changes its mind.

An acorn-shaped savings pot with coins.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable)

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeEasy-access savings
Rate, reward or charge3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable)
Opening / maximum balance£1.00 to £100,000.00
AccessUnlimited withdrawals in the demo; no notice period
Eligibility in the scenarioOne adult aged 18 or over in the fictional AcornBank forest
FeesNo model account fee
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Fees and charges

ChargeModel treatment
Opening / arrangement£0.00
Monthly account fee£0.00
Interest on borrowingNone; this product cannot be overdrawn
Early accessSee access terms
Real amount payable to AcornBank£0.00 — this is a fictional demo, not a service

Squirrel Saver is easy-access savings in the Savings range, used for a first home for spare savings. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Keep the cost in the same picture as the rate

A fee can reduce the benefit of interest, growth or cashback, and borrowing interest can exceed a reward. The table distinguishes ongoing charges from an upfront fee. Do not subtract a fee twice: the mortgage total already includes its arrangement fee, while its yearly repayment rows contain repayments only.

The worked examples show the product-specific calculations and timing assumptions in full.

See the whole Savings range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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