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Savings · Products · FROM THE ACORNBANK FOREST

Squirrel Saver — Which Squirrels Can Join?

A flexible savings pot for short-term plans. Label a goal, add to it whenever the imaginary pay packet arrives, and keep the money accessible when life changes its mind.

An acorn-shaped savings pot with coins.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable)

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeEasy-access savings
Rate, reward or charge3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable)
Opening / maximum balance£1.00 to £100,000.00
AccessUnlimited withdrawals in the demo; no notice period
Eligibility in the scenarioOne adult aged 18 or over in the fictional AcornBank forest
FeesNo model account fee
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

What could your balance look like after 12 months?

Opening depositDemo AERInterest earnedClosing balance
£1,000.003.75%£37.50£1,037.50
£5,000.003.75%£187.50£5,187.50
£10,000.003.75%£375.00£10,375.00
£25,000.003.75%£937.50£25,937.50
£50,000.003.75%£1,875.00£51,875.00
£100,000.003.75%£3,750.00£103,750.00

Assumptions: one opening deposit, no additions or withdrawals, no fees or tax, and the stated rate for the whole period. Interest is credited once at each anniversary and rounded to the nearest penny, with half-pennies rounded up. AER and gross p.a. match in this annual-credit model.

If £5,000.00 stayed for longer

AnniversaryInterest that yearBalanceTotal interest
1£187.50£5,187.50£187.50
2£194.53£5,382.03£382.03
3£201.83£5,583.86£583.86
4£209.39£5,793.25£793.25
5£217.25£6,010.50£1,010.50

The variable rate is held constant solely to show annual compounding. These are scenarios, not forecasts; a future rate change would change every later row. Figures are before inflation.

Squirrel Saver is easy-access savings in the Savings range, used for a first home for spare savings. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Who fits the fictional example?

One adult aged 18 or over in the fictional AcornBank forest. These are character-selection rules for the demo, not a real eligibility assessment. The scenario assumes the opening amount or limit fits the product range and that any required guardian, notice period or repayment plan is in place. A customer story is not evidence that a real application would be accepted.

See the whole Savings range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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