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Tall Oak SIPP — Imaginary Fees and Other Chestnuts

A made-up personal pension. Every £80 paid in is topped up to £100 by demo basic-rate tax relief, the pot is locked until age 57, and the projection runs from age 40 to a story retirement at 67.

A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card0.50% total annual charge; 20% demo tax relief on contributions; growth not guaranteed

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeSelf-invested personal pension
Rate, reward or charge0.50% total annual charge; 20% demo tax relief on contributions; growth not guaranteed
Minimum / demo annual allowance£25.00 to £60,000.00 per demo tax year
AccessNo withdrawals before age 57 in the model; from then, up to 25% as a tax-free lump sum and the rest as taxable income
Eligibility in the scenarioA story customer under 75 with relevant fictional earnings
Fees0.50% of the value each year
Growth scenarios2%, 5%, 8% a year after charges; the value can also fall
Earliest access in the modelAge 57
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Fees and charges

ChargeModel treatment
Opening / arrangement£0.00
Monthly account fee£0.00
Ongoing charge0.50% of the value each year, modelled as a deduction from growth
Dealing and exit charges£0.00 in the model
Interest on borrowingNone; this product cannot be overdrawn
Early accessNone before age 57
Real amount payable to AcornBank£0.00 — this is a fictional demo, not a service

Tall Oak SIPP is self-invested personal pension in the Investments range, used for building a retirement pot with demo tax relief. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Keep the cost in the same picture as the rate

A fee can reduce the benefit of interest, growth or cashback, and borrowing interest can exceed a reward. The table distinguishes ongoing charges from an upfront fee. Do not subtract a fee twice: the mortgage total already includes its arrangement fee, while its yearly repayment rows contain repayments only.

The worked examples show the product-specific calculations and timing assumptions in full.

The fictional fund

Every investment product in the story holds one made-up fund, the AcornBank Woodland Balanced Fund, which owns imaginary shares in imaginary trees. It has no factsheet, no past performance and no manager, which is at least consistent. Real investing involves real risk and real research; this page involves neither.

See the whole Investments range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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