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Canopy Investment Account — Your First Imaginary Acorn

A fictional general investment account holding one made-up woodland fund. Money can go in as a lump sum or a monthly amount and come out at any time, but the value moves with the fund rather than with a rate card.

A sapling growing from a pot of coins.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeGeneral investment account
Rate, reward or charge0.45% total annual charge; growth not guaranteed, illustrated at 2%, 5%, 8%
Opening / maximum balance£100.00 to £1,000,000.00
AccessSell holdings at any time; story proceeds arrive within four working days; the value can fall as well as rise
Eligibility in the scenarioAn adult story customer investing for at least five years and able to accept falls in value
Fees0.45% of the value each year
Growth scenarios2%, 5%, 8% a year after charges; the value can also fall
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Projected value of £10,000.00 plus £200.00 a month

PeriodTotal paid inLow growth 2%Mid growth 5%High growth 8%
5 years£22,000.00£23,280.89£25,956.20£28,908.08
10 years£34,000.00£37,623.45£45,888.15£56,116.25
20 years£58,000.00£69,839.87£101,888.58£151,606.31

Projection assumptions: the lump sum is invested on day one and each monthly amount at the start of the month; growth is applied monthly after a 0.45% annual charge, which the model deducts from the growth rate; no withdrawals, no inflation and no tax inside the wrapper. The three growth rates are illustrations, not forecasts. Investments can fall as well as rise, and the value can drop below the amount paid in.

What charges cost over 20 years at 5% growth

Annual chargeValue after 20 yearsDifference
0.45% (this product)£101,888.58£0.00
1.00% (a dearer fictional platform)£94,917.80£-6,970.78

Canopy Investment Account is general investment account in the Investments range, used for long-term growth outside a tax wrapper. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Plan the account before the paperwork

Choose a story goal for Canopy Investment Account, identify the amount available and check when it will be needed. Read the access rules before the rate: sell holdings at any time; story proceeds arrive within four working days; the value can fall as well as rise. Next, compare a suitable example with the fee summary. No real sign-up, identity upload, payment link or customer account is available on this site.

The fictional fund

Every investment product in the story holds one made-up fund, the AcornBank Woodland Balanced Fund, which owns imaginary shares in imaginary trees. It has no factsheet, no past performance and no manager, which is at least consistent. Real investing involves real risk and real research; this page involves neither.

See the whole Investments range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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