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Current accounts · Products · FROM THE ACORNBANK FOREST

Acorn Everyday — Rates and Returns

The everyday ledger for salaries, bills and snack-related deductions. It pays no credit interest: its story is about tracking movements, not growing a savings balance.

A bank card resting on a leaf ledger.
A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.

Demo rate card0.00% credit interest; £0.00 monthly account fee

The pound values and percentages on this page are invented AcornBank product terms, chosen for a realistic bank-style example. They are not current market offers, an invitation to deposit or invest money or a forecast of what a real bank will pay.

Product detailDemo terms
Account typeCurrent account
Rate, reward or charge0.00% credit interest; £0.00 monthly account fee
Opening / maximum balance£0.00 to £100,000.00
AccessDaily payment and transfer scenarios; no real payment service
Eligibility in the scenarioOne adult aged 18 or over in the fictional AcornBank forest
FeesNo model account fee
CurrencyGBP (£), used solely for fictional calculations

Try your own numbers

Change the amounts to see what Acorn Everyday would do in the story. Fictional figures, no application, no advice.

Interest earned£0.00Current accounts pay no credit interest in the model.
Fees over a year
£0.00No monthly fee
Balance after a quiet year
£2,500.00
Same money in Squirrel Saver
£93.75Interest at the easy-access demo rate, for comparison.

Acorn Everyday against the rest of current accounts

FeatureAcorn EverydayNO MONTHLY FEE · NO INTERESTBranch Out Business£6 MONTHLY FEE · NO INTERESTOverdreyft Buffer29.9% EAR · FIRST £50 FREE
TypeCurrent accountBusiness current accountArranged overdraft
Rate, reward or charge0.00% credit interest; £0.00 monthly account fee0.00% credit interest; £6.00 monthly account fee29.9% EAR (variable), with the first £50.00 interest-free
Minimum£0.00£0.00£0.00

Acorn Everyday in charts

The same fictional model as the tables below, drawn rather than written. Hover or focus a mark for its value, or open the table view.

A quiet year in numbersNo payments in or out, no borrowing
Credit interest
£0.00
Monthly fee
£0.00
Fees over a year
£0.00
Change to a £5,000 balance
£0.00

A current account is a ledger, not a return; the chart-shaped facts are the fees.

A quiet year: what does the account cost?

Starting balanceAnnual interest12 monthly feesClosing balance
£1,000.00£0.00£0.00£1,000.00
£5,000.00£0.00£0.00£5,000.00
£10,000.00£0.00£0.00£10,000.00

Assumptions: no incoming or outgoing payments, no borrowing, twelve monthly account fees and no interest. This is an account-cost illustration, not a savings-return table. A payment to another account moves money; it does not create a return. The balance is assumed large enough to cover every fee.

Acorn Everyday is current account in the Current accounts range, used for keeping everyday income and spending organised. Its live rate card, summary and worked tables sit above this text and update whenever the product record changes.

Understand the headline rate

Savings AER expresses annual interest including compounding where relevant; gross means before tax and tax-free means the demo ISA wrapper deducts none. APR and EAR describe borrowing costs on different stated bases. Cashback and 0% offers are perks on qualifying activity, not interest on a balance. Compare matching measures and read the assumptions below before comparing the numbers.

See the whole Current accounts range or compare every product on the rates page.

What the example does not promise

All figures are invented and shown to make the demo useful to read and crawl. No money is held, no application is available, and no deposit-protection, regulatory or tax-wrapper status is claimed. Calculations do not account for personal tax, inflation or unstated changes in rates. The fictional bank manager can guarantee only that the next paragraph contains no real acorns.

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