A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.
The board of tree-rectors
- Hazel Twitch, Chief Nut Officer: insists that every pile has a label.
- Pip Nibbles, Head of Branching Out: sees growth opportunities in any reasonably sturdy twig.
- Professor Nibbles, Chief Arithmetic Squirrel: checks every sum, then checks whether lunch is ready.
- Auntie Hazel, Community Storyteller: can explain anything with two bowls and a biscuit.
- Wally Walnut, Director of Larger Nuts: runs a very small department with a very large filing cabinet.
These are fictional characters, not employees, advisers or real contact people. Their qualifications include advanced rustling and an honorary certificate in looking busy near a clipboard.
Related reading
- This Is a Fictional Bank — No Real Banking Here
- Site Map — Every Branch of AcornBank
- Branches — Literally and Figuratively
- Help — Unruffle Your Tail
- How to Bank — Online, in the App, in Branch or by Phone
- Our Story — From Tiny Acorns to Tall Tales
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.