Finding Your Imaginary Account
There is no account lookup or real account. Names and balances in the copy belong to fictional characters; browse the product overview to follow their story.
In the first accounts story
Characters want to understand an imaginary account, using a first leaf statement. The comic complication is mistaking a welcome leaflet for lunch. Keep that scene separate from your own information: the character’s details describe the tale, not the visitor.
Check the context
- Read the page heading to identify the subject.
- Check whether an amount is a starting pile, a movement or an ending total.
- Follow the collection link for neighbouring questions.
If the wording still seems nutty, remember that Hazel Twitch is a made-up character with a leaf clipboard. There is no customer-service case to open, no real transaction to trace and no hidden balance waiting behind the bark.
Put first accounts into a bank-style example
The related product is Squirrel Saver, used for a first home for spare savings. Its current fictional demo rate card is 3.75% AER / gross p.a. (variable). This separate example uses pounds, not the acorn tokens in the story above. There is no conversion between them.
| Year | Balance at start of year | Interest that year | Closing balance |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | £4,000.00 | £150.00 | £4,150.00 |
| 2 | £4,150.00 | £155.63 | £4,305.63 |
| 3 | £4,305.63 | £161.46 | £4,467.09 |
The principal is deposited on day one, interest is credited annually and no money is added or withdrawn. Variable rates are held constant solely for the calculation; figures exclude fees. For a fixed product, the illustration ends at maturity.
A check for this page
When working through finding your imaginary account, identify the amount, the time it stays in the account, and whether the result is interest, growth, a reward or a cost. The access rule is: unlimited withdrawals in the demo; no notice period. If the scene changes any of those assumptions, start with the Squirrel Saver worked examples and recalculate rather than reusing the closing figure. A very confident squirrel is still not a calculator.
Related reading
- This Is a Fictional Bank — No Real Banking Here
- Site Map — Every Branch of AcornBank
- First Accounts — Help Collection
- How to Bank — Online, in the App, in Branch or by Phone
- First Accounts — Getting Started
- First Accounts — Changing Your Display Name
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.