A fictional bank, a real sense of humour. All people, places, products and figures are invented. No real banking or financial advice. About this demo.
Welcome to the entirely invented region of Birchwater. The local economy runs on acorn stories, friendly favours and elaborate explanations of why the tally does not match the snack bowl.
Choose one of nineteen fictional branches. Each has a made-up setting, a squirrel manager, invented opening hours, a list of services and a map that leads nowhere. Addresses are scenery; none identifies a real bank or place to visit.
Neighbouring regions offer more woodland tales. Follow the related links to keep exploring without packing a real suitcase or bringing a single real nut.
AcornBank: entirely fictional banking, exceptionally committed squirrels.